1 Stop Italian Eatery & Green Waste Recycling Facility

For years, 1 Stop Landscape Supply & Yard Waste Recycling Facility has been serving the community’s green waste recycling and landscape supply needs.  In 2015, we moved to a much larger facility and expanded our business model.  Well, we are excited to announce that phase two has finally arrived!  On April 1st, 2016, 1 Stop Landscape Supply will now be known as 1 Stop Authentic Italian Eatery & Green Waste Recycling Facility!  That’s right, folks!  We are venturing into the highly competitive field of Green Cuisine!  But don’t worry, we will still be accepting your green waste.  However, we will be turning your green waste into authentic Italian dishes.

Check out our new signature line:

17151405_mFreshly Composted “Meatballs”

Using a proprietary method, our fresh compost ingredients have been monitored and turned for weeks.  After being allowed to age and decompose to optimum flavor, they are then balled  into “meatballs” that are perfect for many dishes or as a dish themselves.  These delicious meatballs can be paired with a robust, red wine and are a perfect match for our recycled hardwood pasta!  This all-natural dish is almost guilt-free.  Composted meatballs are guaranteed to be gluten free, meat free, and weed seed free.  Don’t forget, our compost is rich in local microorganisms.  Yum!

11207680_mRecycled Hardwood Pasta Alfredo with Clippings and Grated Aggregates

Our signature recycled hardwood pasta comes straight from community lots, gardens, and local landscape maintenance.  As a main part of our menu, our recycled hardwood pasta is almost identical to the more traditional cypress hardwood pasta, but at a surprisingly affordable cost!  We bring these savings to you and garnish our Recycled Hardwood Pasta Alfredo with fresh grass clippings and a finely grated aggregate-based paver sand.  This entire dish is 100% recycled!

Pasta HarvestTraditional, Home-Grown Pasta

If you prefer fresh grown pasta, instead of recycled pasta, we grow and cultivate our own pasta trees!  Imported from Italy, these trees are healthy and fed by our all natural compost!  Following the increased moisture from El Nino, this year’s pasta harvest is bountiful.  In fact, many are comparing it to the famous pasta harvest of 1957!  Any clippings that come from this harvest will be recycled and added to our recycled hardwood pasta for extra zing!

14442405_mRecycled Hardwood Pizza

Recycled cheese, recycled sauce, recycled toppings (of your choice) all atop our traditional recycled hardwood crust make our recycled hardwood pizza a soon-to-be local favorite!  Made from authentic Italian wood pallets, used to ship authentic non-recycled Italian food, our recycled hardwood crust is made from lean, non-pressure treated, unpainted wood that has no chemical treatment or added preservatives.  Also, this wonderful, savory crust can be oven-cooked to your ideal level of crispiness.

Don’t forget our dessert menu complete with Mississippi Mud Pie (the mud is authentic!).

AprilFoolPatioHere at 1 Stop, we offer the finest dining experience.  Our endless first grind appetizer plate is going to be extremely popular.  Who needs endless breadsticks and salad, when the first grind of actual sticks is available?  If you’re going to take advantage of this wonderful appetizer promotion, be sure to ask for outside seating.   Our patio tables are located by our ever-growing first-grind appetizer pile!  Just come up, buffet style, and get an endless plate of recycled material!  Remember, first grind is lighter, and it is considered a first course.  Please no plate sharing!

AprilFoolScaleFor those of you seeking a romantic meal, ask the hostess for seating by our scale.  Many of our customers say the driving of the trucks on and off of the scale reminds them of Venetian gondolas.  Let the gentle engines of the trucks provide a romantic serenade and added ambiance.  Plus, our scale is red!  What could be more appropriate for a couple in love?

1 Stop Landscape Supply & Yard Waste Recycling Facility has long-been committed to serving the community.  Now, we’re ready to lend our recycling capabilities to romantic outings and full bellies!

Still not convinced?  Well, you shouldn’t be.  It is April 1st!

Have a wonderful April Fool’s Day!