1 Stop Italian Eatery & Yard Waste Recycling Facility
In 2015, 1 Stop Landscape Supply & Yard Waste Recycling Facility moved and expanded our facility. Now, we accept more yard debris and create more sustainable solutions! Well, that was only phase one! We are finally excited to announce the arrival of phase two!
On April 1st, 2016, 1 Stop Landscape Supply & Yard Debris Recycling Facility becomes 1 Stop Authentic Italian Eatery & Yard Waste Recycling Facility! That’s right, folks! Join us as we venture into the highly competitive field of Green Cuisine! We still accept yard debris, but we will be turning it into authentic Italian dishes.
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Freshly Composted “Meatballs”
Using a proprietary method, we monitor and turn our compost for optimum flavor. Then, we roll the compost into meatballs by hand. These meatballs are perfect for any dish. We serve them atop a bed of recycled hardwood pasta! However, they also make a great stand-alone dish. We suggest pairing them with a robust, red wine. Composted meatballs are guaranteed to be gluten free, meat free, and weed seed free.
Most importantly, our compost is rich in local microorganisms. Yum!
Recycled Hardwood Pasta Alfredo
Our recycled hardwood pasta comes direct from local landscapes. Farm-to-plate has nothing on us! A main dish, recycled hardwood pasta is almost identical to traditional cypress pasta. However, recycled hardwood pasta comes at an affordable price!
Our Recycled Hardwood Pasta Alfredo comes with fresh grass clippings and finely grated paver sand. Best of all, this dish is 100% recycled!
Traditional, Home-Grown Pasta
Prefer fresh grown pasta? Well, we also cultivate our own pasta trees! Imported from Italy, we nourish these trees with our all-natural compost! Also, because of El Nino, this year’s pasta harvest is bountiful. In fact, pasta tree experts compare this year’s harvest to the famous pasta harvest of 1957! We recycle the extra clippings and add them to our recycled hardwood pasta for extra zing!
Recycled Hardwood Pizza
Are your taste buds prepared? Imagine recycled cheese, sauce, and toppings atop our traditional recycled hardwood crust. Well, this is what makes our recycled hardwood pizza a soon-to-be favorite! Also, we only use authentic Italian wood pallets for this dish. As always, this savory crust is chemical and preservative free.
Don’t forget our dessert menu complete with Mississippi Mud Pie (the mud is authentic!).
Endless Appetizers
Do you enjoy appetizers? Well, our endless “first grind” appetizer is a must have. Forget endless bread sticks and salad. Enjoy an endless supply of first grind straight off the grinder. So, ask for outside seating to enjoy this endless plate of recycled deliciousness!
Please, no plate sharing!
Seeking romance? Well, ask for seating by our scale. The gentle purr of semi trucks is just like Venetian gondolas. The baritone truck engines will serenade you and add ambiance. Plus, our scale is red! How romantic is that?
1 Stop Landscape Supply & Yard Waste Recycling Facility has long-been committed to serving the community. Now, we’re ready to lend our recycling capabilities to romantic outings and full bellies!
Still not convinced? Well, you shouldn’t be. It is April 1st!
Have a wonderful April Fool’s Day!
